If you are reading this, it means something dreadful has happened—a murder, a kidnapping... a crisis. And it is not going to stop. It is all my fault.
Now, you found me. Get the cuffs and turn on the hot lights. I'll confess. I killed him. I kidnapped the girl. I started the chaos. It's me—I dunnit.
Of course I did. These are my stories and my novels. And I'm glad you caught me. But the cases are not over—they've just begun.
You see, I've been on an incredible journey my entire life. I've lived in places and done things that most people only read about in books. Along the way, I've met the most amazing people and experienced real-life intrigue. I've been a government agent who chased killers, spies, and terrorists, and an international security consultant roaming the globe for hire. Now, I write about those adventures.
I don't need a lawyer and I won't cop a plea. I have no alibi. I dunnit.